Carolynn (crayola_crayon) wrote in license_2_kill,
Carolynn
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Name: Carolynn
Location: Yorkville IL
age: 18
gender: well i don't have a dick... or do i? *cough11inchescough*
Who is the best band and why: uhhh unfair... if i have to answer, the many good classic bands of which you all can think of some... just because they paved the way... and i can say one of the modern bands is my favorite today but in 20 years will they still be? the classics of course will always stick... and reducing it down to one, it's not a band, but beethoven... he has been a favorite since like 3rd grade and will always remain a favorite, no doubts
favorite movies: donnie darko, pirates of the caribbean, party monster, a clockwork orange, bondock saints, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, rocky horror picture show (cause i'm just a sweet transvestite), edward scissorhands, the matrix, the nightmare before christmas, monty python and the holy grail, fight club, office space, and many more
talents: burping... i think that's really about it
what makes your rad enough for us to accept you: because i'm a reverand... can't deny the holy ones
miller or bud: bud
do you smoke: yes but look down
if so what: the grass and only that
who is the hottest moderator (niki, paul, lena(you dont have to answer if you dont know us,
since we dont have pictures posted yet.): screw the moderators, it's me... haha no, you all are
favorite quote: gah
favorite article of clothing: eh as long as it covers me, it's good
favorite clothing store: thirft store
favorite past time: flinging sour krout out the car window
best physical feature: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
best personality trait: i'm not stupid... usually

OPINIONS
abortion: against... it's a baby whether it's in the mom or out... it is it's own seperate life that just has to feed off it's host to survive... therefore it's murder in my opinion
homosexuality: go for it
love at first sight: no
does size matter: i'm quit content with my 11 inches... i'll just say that
girls farting: doesn't bother me of course... well except when it stinks and you always have to lean in my direction
looks/personality: if you have both, good for you... if you don't have looks, but the personality, good for you... if you have neither, well you screwed
short/tall: doesn't matter
rain/sushine: if it is raining, there HAS to be lightning to go with it for me to like it... sunshine is not a good thing for pale people like me
Gun Control: there should be stricter laws and precautions, but i don't know all that much about the issue
Suicide: it's the easy way out, and for most people it's just an attention getter, they don't actually plan on killing themselves... now that's the real pussy way

WORD AFFILIATION (what word do these things/people/places make you think of)
george w. bush: dubuah
john kerry: undecided
ralph nader: wasted votes
scensters: try to hard to "stand out" aka fit in and look like all the other scenesters... see who can out-scene eachother!
Booty: licious
Chicken: cheese
Drugs: mmmmmmm
Martha Stewart: SATAN... MATHE
Jesus: buddy christ
Homer: DOH!
socks: starchy kitchen floor
tomato: mmm pasta
KY: the giant lumber jack outside of the grocery store
Art: leo tolstoy's what is art?

more about you
What would your perfect day consist of: well first it would never end... so to start it off right- sleeping in late of course, and then all the other stuff of shopping with an endless ammount of money, hanging with friends, travel the world, never getting tired, meeting a guy for once and so on of everything awesome
Perfect date: hmmm don't think that i have ever been on a real date before... so my perfect date would be, well, just to have date
What would you do if you knew you were going to die tomorrow: the opposite of what i was going to do before i knew i was gonna die
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cuz your carolynn.. and you ar the coooolest!
yes.. because you have an impressive 11 inch dick... i mean umm... nice movie selecions.
because your scensters comment made me laugh.
and because of monty python and the holy grail.
and because i just like you.
fight club
enough said.
Im just kidding. remember I said I was going to vote no?? ha. You are Carolynn and your brother is the naked elf. hahah!! Take that!
Carolynn. This was a no brainer. You do indeed rock.


p.s... now vote on people, i deleted your comments last night, cuz you weren't accpeted yet. i deleted them off of steph, and prison of life.